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SLEAFORD MODS - LYRICS

Stick In A Five

The screen gets a window and makes it bright
While I take out all the rubbish on who I don’t like
There’s nothing in ere, i'm just ignoring my kids
spitting at some idiot i dont know from Leeds.
He told me i was gunna get smacked
so for the rest of day i thought about that
Should I get in the car, drive up there
Take my chances a get his address

Chorus
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go a woo woo woo x2

I got a tip from a random and where i should go
it was highly unusual but i was fuming you know
I couldn’t sleep at night With thoughts of pulling his tail so i bought uniform from Royal Mail
I know it sounds weird and it’s not ok but I got a good mate at the DVLA so I threw him some cash and I got a postcode and a door number and a Fuckin Road

Knock knock knock
‘Hello’
Hello is that Mr twitter? I mean Mr Trees ?
‘Yea who’s that?’
it’s the postman.
I’ve got a big package for ya
You need to sign for it Mr Trees
It’s massive.
So can you come outside?
You need to sign for it mate
‘What’s init?’
I’m not sure
I think it’s an inland address
So can you come outside ?
You need to sign for it mate!


Chorus
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go a woo woo woo x2

 

Bang Someone Out

New art
New eyes
New vision

Well I don't own a bark
I can't punch nothing
But sometimes I just wanna bang
Someone out.

The days are long inside a scream
That some of these people have given me
And sometimes I just wanna bang
Someone out

The yards and green don't go
They don't look right round here
The lanes ain't donkey Kong on the scum bag game

I get it posh
why should I leave, the dirty tea bag I don't wanna keep
Cos sometimes I just wanna knock
Someone out

The plague rolls down
From the hills up there
It's fit for work if it can
Shit and stare
This is how it's gone on
In the United Kingdom

The change . orgs go slow
They don't sit right oh dear
The door is always closed
You're thinking wrong

The righteous gob and sincerity
In this medieval constituency
It's just so dry I wanna bang someone out

The plague rolls down
From the hills up there
It's fit for work if it can
Shit and stare
This is how it's gone on
In the United Kingdom

New art
New eyes
New vision x4

 

Joke Shop

Better i got away then
no time for the joke
you'd think after all these years
that fire should of had smoke

Better down as a bad job
No point taking off
you'd think after all these years
in the end well im walking off

Im down at the joke shop
i'll buy anything
itching powder, lob it in the hoover
run it over everthing

i'm down at the joke shop
its all bullshit
you cant even sort ya life out
whats the point i trying to sort all this

I Never read the brochure
I couldn’t stand them shops
Travel agents looking at screen
In really bright coloured tops

Better down as a bad job
Don’t clock that on
But don’t dance with the danger
That’s gunna feel wrong

Im down at the joke shop
i'll buy anything
itching powder, lob it in the hoover
run it over everthing

i'm down at the joke shop
its all bullshit
you cant even sort ya life out
whats the point i trying to sort all this

CH
you wanna seat here
but you wont climb over the other

There’s no blind catch
To a moody batch it’s all in the way, all I The way x2

Better i got away then
no time for the joke
you'd think after all these years
that fire should of had smoke

Better down as a bad job
No point taking off
you'd think after all these years
in the end well im walking off

I’m down at the joke shop
I’m down at the joke shop 
I’m down at the
I’m down at the
I’m down at the joke shop.

 

Gallows Hill 

The horizontal path and even signs 
When the cars race to the top next to the narrow lights 
The door on the left its the windmills choice
On forest road east where the pimps kill girls and boys 

No mention of the horror no mention of the pain as the early morning workers use its killing rain
To navigate the path to where they work 
the streets have got some back ways where the workers burn 

On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 

On gallows hill
There was a guillotine
Oh gallows hill 
It’s now a cemetery 
On Gallows Hill 

On gallows hill 

The graves in the night they dazzle so big
It's the leader of the murdered from the guillotine 
Raising the sword planting the seeds
Well that road is Fucking horrible it gives me the creeps 

Gallows Hill
Gallows Hill 

His expression it caught me. It all got dark
I was scaling up the bathroom with my stinkin bark 
The sloping hill with the withered are strong 
the council don’t like it so they turn the lamps off 

On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 
On gallows hill 

On gallows hill
There was a guillotine
Oh gallows hill 
It’s now a cemetery 
On Gallows Hill 

On gallows hill

 

Dregs

There’s more on the side you want to get them
Lean in
There’s more on the bit talk. I want to get it
Lean in
The people outside they wanna get a lean in. 
And I’m so Fuckin high I’m gunna get a warning

Dregs and tired eyes
The dregs are mine tonight
Dregs and tired eyes
The dregs are mine tonight

Spit tray

The people at the back
I think I saw em smoking
I got the bouncer at the back
I said I think they’re Fucking toking

He’s a little spoilt chap
And his mates are fucking joking
I know they talk behind my back
Cos they’re jealous of my clothing

Dregs and tired eyes
The dregs are mine tonight
Dregs and tired eyes
The dregs are mine tonight

Spit tray.

There’s more on the side you want to get them
Lean in
There’s more on the bit talk. I want to get it
Lean in
The people outside they wanna get a lean in. 
And I’m so Fuckin high I’m gunna get a warning 

Spit tray.